Well folks, it finally happened. After enough requests, reminder notes, and the occasional carrier pigeon giving us side-eye, Drunken Duck Farm & Sanctuary now has an official e-newsletter!
That’s right — no more relying solely on social media algorithms, homestead gossip, or mysterious quacks on the wind to hear what’s going on around here. We’re bringing the farm updates, spice drops, tea talk, rescue tales, and event sneak peeks straight to your inbox.
🪶 What’s in the Nest?
We’ve got a whole flock of newsletters you can pick and choose from (because we know not everyone wants to hear about our goats’ breakfast antics and our cocktail rimming salts — though you really should, they’re equally wild).
Here’s a taste of what’s on the menu:
- 🕊 Pigeon Post: Our general newsletter — farm updates, new products, behind-the-scenes tidbits, and whatever chaos is brewing in the barn that month.
- 🌶 Spice & Seasoning Fans: For those who live for flavor, you’ll get new blend announcements, recipe ideas, and spicy secrets.
- 🍵 Tea Time Enthusiasts: Limited-release tea blends, cozy content, and maybe a cauldron or two.
- 🍸 Tipsy Tailfeathers Society: Boozy recipes, barside blends, and the occasional duck that wandered into the tasting room.
- 🧺 Market & Event Followers: Be the first to know when and where we’ll be selling our wares in the wild.
- 🐾 Sanctuary Supporters: Rescue updates, heartwarming stories, and all the fluff and feathers from Mallards Landing.
- 🧠 Barnyard Braintrust: Homesteading tips, blog posts, and class announcements for those who love dirt under their nails and wisdom in their noggins.
💌 Want In?
Just waddle on over to our Newsletter Signup Page under About or scroll down below and tick the boxes that tickle your fancy. We promise not to flood your inbox — unless the creek floods again, in which case you’ll hear about that, too.
Whether you’re here for the herbs or the heart, we’re glad you’re part of the flock. This newsletter is our way of keeping you close, even if you’re a few cornfields (or continents) away.
So go on — sign up, stay in the loop, and let us bring a little farm-fueled magic to your inbox.
With muddy boots and gratitude,
The Drunken Duck Farm Crew
