💔🐓 Feed Your Ex to the Animals: A Valentines Fundraiser 🐖🪱
This Valentines Day, skip the roses and do something therapeutic.
For a donation to Mallards Landing Sanctuary at Drunken Duck Farm, you can purchase a treat for one of our residents and name it after an ex… or a former friend, boss, situationship, or long-standing emotional pest.
Your options:
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🪱 Worms or bugs fed to our chickens, ducks, or geese
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🫀 A heart or brain fed to our pigs or guardian dogs
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Once your chosen treat meets its destiny, you’ll receive:
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💌 A Valentine’s Day card (designs will vary)
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📸 A photo of the animal enjoying the treat, proudly labeled with your ex’s name
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📧 An email receipt for tax purposes (we’re petty, but we’re organized)
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Perfect for anyone who:
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Has a spineless pest in their past
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Believes in emotional closure through livestock
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Has ever thought, “Honestly? The pigs deserve this.”
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✨ All proceeds go directly to Mallards Landing Sanctuary, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit, and support:
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Veterinary care & medications
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Feed & enrichment
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Supplies that keep our rescue crew safe, healthy, and thriving
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Petty with a purpose. Healing with hooves.
Because nothing says Valentine’s Day like turning your past into pig snacks. 💘🐷
*Fundraiser runs through **Monday, February 16**. Perfect for those bugs in your life who really messed up on 2/14. Valentine’s Day cards will begin going out on **Thursday, February 12**.* The hearts & brains are made from pig safe treats baked into organ shapes for the safety of our pets.


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