💔🐓 Feed Your Ex to the Animals: A Valentines Fundraiser 🐖🪱

This Valentines Day, skip the roses and do something therapeutic.

For a donation to Mallards Landing Sanctuary at Drunken Duck Farm, you can purchase a treat for one of our residents and name it after an ex… or a former friend, boss, situationship, or long-standing emotional pest.

Your options:

• • • 🪱 Worms or bugs fed to our chickens, ducks, or geese

    • 🫀 A heart or brain fed to our pigs or guardian dogs

Once your chosen treat meets its destiny, you’ll receive:

• • • 💌 A Valentine’s Day card (designs will vary)

    • 📸 A photo of the animal enjoying the treat, proudly labeled with your ex’s name

    • 📧 An email receipt for tax purposes (we’re petty, but we’re organized)

Perfect for anyone who:

• • • Has a spineless pest in their past

    • Believes in emotional closure through livestock

    • Has ever thought, “Honestly? The pigs deserve this.”

✨ All proceeds go directly to Mallards Landing Sanctuary, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit, and support:

• • • Veterinary care & medications

    • Feed & enrichment

    • Supplies that keep our rescue crew safe, healthy, and thriving

Petty with a purpose. Healing with hooves.

Because nothing says Valentine’s Day like turning your past into pig snacks. 💘🐷

*Fundraiser runs through **Monday, February 16**. Perfect for those bugs in your life who really messed up on 2/14. Valentine’s Day cards will begin going out on **Thursday, February 12**.* The hearts & brains are made from pig safe treats baked into organ shapes for the safety of our pets.