About Drunken Duck Farm: Where Humor Meets Heart
At Drunken Duck Farm, we believe that farming should be fun, flavorful, and full of heart. Our farm-to-table products are crafted with care, inspired by the animals we love, and seasoned with a dash of humor. From our homegrown spice blends to our whimsical farm products, everything we do is rooted in positivity, creativity, and sustainability.
Our Mission
To create a joyful and engaging experience through our unique spice blends, drink flavorings, and whimsical farm products while fostering a connection with our sanctuary animals and the land we nurture.
Our Story
What started as a small farm with a big heart has grown into a sanctuary for animals and a hub of creativity for homegrown culinary products. Our farm animals inspire everything we do, and their personalities shine through in every pun-filled product we offer.
Meet the Team
Behind every great farm is a team that makes it all happen. Get to know the humans (and animals!) who keep Drunken Duck Farm running.
š„ Bryna Chandler
Chief Eggsecutive Officer | Culinary Flavor Officer | Founding Feather of Mallards Landing Sanctuary | Agrarian Advocate | farm@drunkenduck.org
The one who started it all… and somehow still manages to keep it all quacking along. Bryna is the heart and hustle behind Drunken Duck Farm and the visionary founder of Mallards Landing Sanctuary. From big-picture planning to budget balancing, animal care to spice concocting, sheās the engine (and sometimes the emergency room) of the entire operation.
When sheās not managing marketing, the event calendar, or dreaming up the next best blend, youāll find her knee-deep in the care of the farmās most critical animal rescues. Bryna is also a passionate advocate for sustainable, local agrarian living and loves helping others find their roots in farming and homesteading.
Need help marketing your farm, starting your own homestead, or booking a hands-on workshop or farm-fueled lecture? Sheās your duck.
Bryna is frequently asked how she does it allāand the answer is simple: she doesnāt. Sheās deeply grateful every day for the family, friends, and supporters who are knee-deep in the muck and mud right alongside her, helping make the garden grow and the sanctuary thrive.
šØ Vondell Swain
Barn Boss | Farm Fresh Designer | Vondell@drunkenduck.org
The muscle, the maker, and the one who makes the madness happen. Vondell is in charge of daily animal care, maintenance, farm improvements, and transforming Brynaās wildest farm dreams into functioning realities. Heās also a wildly talented artist and designer, creating the quirky shirt designs, custom event displays, and one-of-a-kind habitats that give Drunken Duck Farm its character and charm.
Whether it’s laser-cut signage, 3D printed flair, or sustainable enclosures built from reclaimed materials, Vondell brings form, function, and serious creativity to everything he touches. When heās not covered in sawdust or hay, he also accepts the occasional art commissionābecause sleep is optional, apparently.
š Roger Hayner
Farm-Fresh Ops Expert | Edenic Efficiency Enthusiast | Roger@drunkenduck.org
By day, Roger is a seasoned business operations and supply chain expert. By evenings and weekends? Heās helping Drunken Duck Farm stay efficient, well-stocked, and running like a free-range dream.
Roger keeps the spreadsheets sane, the sanctuary supplies flowing, and the business side of the barnyard on track. With his unique combo of corporate savvy and on-the-ground farm know-how, heās the go-to guy for anyone trying to make sense of farm logistics.
Need help with your own farmās operations or want to make your spreadsheets less scary? Roger wears that hat, too.
š Karen McInturff
Partial Hoof Holder & Half-Ass Partner | The Warren Warden | Occasional Enchanter of Events
Like the goats she co-owns, Karen is full of charm and always up to something. Sheās part-owner of the Marvel-named goat gang and Starlord the mini donkey (yes, really). But her true superpower? Rabbits.
As the Warren Warden, Karen keeps the fluffballs clean, healthy, and groomedāeven the high-maintenance Angoras. She manages nail trims, cage upkeep, and rabbit wrangling with expert-level calm and care.
Youāll also catch Karen at vending events, bringing good vibes and helping sell the fabulous goods made from the farmās flora, fauna, and imagination.
šŖ¶ Michon Chandler
Cluck of All Trades | Signage Sorceress and Sipper Supreme | Taste and Typeface Tactician | Guardian of the Quackuments for Mallards Landing Sanctuary
Like a true Cluck of All Trades, Michon keeps the Drunken Duck magic flowing smoothly behind the scenes. From crafting labels and updating the online store to conjuring up signage that would make even the fanciest feed store jealous, she ensures no blend goes unlabeled and no shelf sits empty.
When sheās not tending her own small farmstead out in Northern Nevada, Michon swoops in to help the Germantown flock when things get hecticākeeping everything running with calm precision and a bit of sass.
As the Sipper Supreme, she handles tea quality control with great enthusiasm (and the occasional biscuit). Alongside her chef husband, she gives every new spice blend a thorough taste testāpurely in the name of research, of course.
On the sanctuary side, Michon serves as the steadfast Guardian of the Quackuments and official Secretary of Mallards Landing Sanctuary 501(c)(3), making sure every form, file, and feather is right where it should be.