Subscription Boxes
A little farm magic, delivered monthly.
Welcome to the subscription side of Drunken Duck Farm, where each box is built around the seasons, the land, and the joy of making everyday rituals feel a little more special. Whether you sip, spice, shake, or want it all, our monthly boxes bring farm-crafted flavor straight to your door while supporting the rescue residents of Mallards Landing Sanctuary.
How Our Subscription Boxes Work
All of our subscription boxes follow the same simple rhythm:
Limited monthly release
Sign-up deadline: the 28th of the month prior
(Example: March boxes close February 28)Shipping: boxes ship the first week of the month
$10 coupon for your next purchase
Shipping included in all prices
Every box includes a note explaining how your subscription helped support sanctuary animals
Each month’s box is thoughtfully curated around a seasonal theme and may include items exclusive to subscribers.
March Deadline Closes on Feb 28
Choose Your Box
🫖 The Monthly Steep
Farm-Grown Comfort, One Cup at a Time
$40 shipped
Slow down and sip through the seasons with a monthly tea box designed for cozy rituals and quiet moments. Each box includes hand-blended teas inspired by the month, with at least one tea available only to subscribers, plus tea accessories, treats, or farm-fresh extras to deepen your tea time experience.
Perfect for tea lovers, gentle mornings, and anyone who believes comfort can be steeped.
March’s Tea Box is steeped in green and a touch of Irish charm. 🍀
Wake up with Cottage at First Light, our farmhouse take on an Irish Breakfast tea. Golden, bold, and perfectly suited for milk and sugar the aisle way. Slow things down with Kindled Quiet, a caffeine-free green rooibos blend with gentle warming spices that welcomes the return of longer days.
You’ll also find sampler portions of three upcoming matcha blends, minty catmint, soothing chamomile, and cozy honey, plus a special gift of one of our home-blended honeys to sweeten the month.
🌿 Farmhouse Flavor Box
Farm-Grown Flavor, Month After Month
$40 shipped
Bring the taste of the farm to your kitchen with seasonal spice blends, recipes, and thoughtfully chosen kitchen tools or surprises. Designed to spark creativity and elevate everyday meals, this box is equal parts pantry upgrade and playful inspiration.
Perfect for home cooks, curious eaters, and flavor-first kitchens.
March’s Spice Box brings the comfort of Irish kitchens and a little green swagger to your pantry. 🍀
It starts with Hearthwake Bread Seasoning, a savory Irish blend made for cottage loaves, soda bread, and flour-dusted counters. Luck of the Larder follows with true farmhouse backbone, built for meats, cabbage, mushrooms, and anything craving a hearty Irish note. Smoke Signals, a green-tinted BBQ rub, steps in for pork, chicken, and duck (obviously).
Rounding out the box are two potato-loving favorites, Rooted & Radiant and Waddle Be Garlic, because no March table is complete without well-seasoned spuds. 🥔✨
🍸 The Tipsy Tailfeather
Farm-Crafted Flavor for Shaking Things Up
$40 shipped
A barside subscription box for curious sippers and home bartenders alike. Each delivery features farm-crafted barside blends, including subscriber-only exclusives, plus cocktail and mocktail recipes, rimming salts or sugars, and useful bar tools or accessories.
Perfect for cocktail lovers, mocktail makers, and anyone who likes their drinks with personality.
March’s Barside Box is lucky, lively, and unmistakably Drunken Duck. 🍀🦆
It kicks off with our new Martini Dust, bright, herbal, and naturally emerald without tasting like a salad. Fresh meadow energy, spring breeze vibes, and a strong “just one more sip” situation. Emerald Isle Old Fashioned Sugar follows, your whiskey’s best friend with deep flavor, subtle green sparkle, and absolutely no nonsense.
Rounding out the set is Clover Cider Dust, fresh and softly green, made for cider, beer, and lighter pours with a crisp, clean finish. Green magic, Irish-friendly, and whiskey-approved from first shake to last sip. 🥃✨
🦆 The Quack Pack
The Full Drunken Duck Experience, Month After Month
$45 shipped
The ultimate Drunken Duck Farm box, bringing together a curated mix of teas, spices, barside blends, recipes, and farm-made surprises like soaps or seeds. If you want a little bit of everything we do best, this box delivers it all in one joyful monthly package.
Perfect for indecisive ducks, gift-givers, and full-flock fans.
Why Subscribe?
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Seasonal, farm-crafted products you won’t find everywhere
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Subscriber-only items in every category
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Thoughtful curation without overwhelm
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Direct support for rescued farm animals
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A monthly moment of joy, curiosity, and good flavor
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Subscriptions are limited each month to keep things intentional, fresh, and manageable, for us and for the farm.
Ready to Join the Flock?
Sign up by the 28th to receive the next month’s box. Subscriptions are handled separately from our regular checkout and processed through PayPal Subscriptions. Cancel anytime. Once a month is full, it’s sealed, labeled, and sent off by the ducks. 🦆📦