Subscription Boxes
A little farm magic, delivered monthly.
Welcome to the subscription side of Drunken Duck Farm, where each box is built around the seasons, the land, and the joy of making everyday rituals feel a little more special. Whether you sip, spice, shake, or want it all, our monthly boxes bring farm-crafted flavor straight to your door while supporting the rescue residents of Mallards Landing Sanctuary.
How Our Subscription Boxes Work
All of our subscription boxes follow the same simple rhythm:
Limited monthly release
Sign-up deadline: the 28th of the month prior
(Example: March boxes close February 28)Shipping: boxes ship the first week of the month
$10 coupon for your next purchase
Shipping included in all prices
Every box includes a note explaining how your subscription helped support sanctuary animals
Each month’s box is thoughtfully curated around a seasonal theme and may include items exclusive to subscribers.
April Deadline Closes on March 28
We’re putting the April boxes through their final taste-testing paces, and they’re shaping up to be something special. This month’s theme celebrates both Earth Day and National Picnic Day—an invitation to pack a basket, head outside, and soak in a little fresh air.
Inside, you’ll find a bright, refreshing sun tea blend perfect for easy iced sipping, spices designed for charcuterie boards and picnic-friendly bites, and barside blends that feel like the spa day of outdoor drinks—light, botanical, and made for lounging under the sky.
And of course, every blend is just as happy indoors—whether your picnic is on a blanket in the grass or at the kitchen table with the windows open.
Choose Your Box
đź«– The Monthly Steep
Farm-Grown Comfort, One Cup at a Time
$40 shipped
Slow down and sip through the seasons with a monthly tea box designed for cozy rituals and quiet moments. Each box includes hand-blended teas inspired by the month, with at least one tea available only to subscribers, plus tea accessories, treats, or farm-fresh extras to deepen your tea time experience.
Perfect for tea lovers, gentle mornings, and anyone who believes comfort can be steeped.
🍵 Monthly Tea Box – April: Picnic in a Cup
A bright, spring-forward collection of teas designed for open air sipping and slow afternoons. This month leans into light, refreshing blends that shine as iced teas or sun teas, with soft floral notes, gentle herbs, and a hint of citrus. Whether you’re steeping a jar on the porch or pouring over ice, these blends are made for fresh air moments—no blanket required (but highly encouraged).
🌿 Farmhouse Flavor Box
Farm-Grown Flavor, Month After Month
$40 shipped
Bring the taste of the farm to your kitchen with seasonal spice blends, recipes, and thoughtfully chosen kitchen tools or surprises. Designed to spark creativity and elevate everyday meals, this box is equal parts pantry upgrade and playful inspiration.
Perfect for home cooks, curious eaters, and flavor-first kitchens.
🧂 Monthly Spice Box – April: Grazing & Gathering
Built for picnic boards, shared plates, and easy outdoor meals, this month’s spice collection focuses on fresh, versatile flavors that elevate simple foods. Think herb-forward blends that pair beautifully with cheeses, breads, vegetables, and light proteins—perfect for assembling a spread that feels effortless but tastes like you planned it all along.
🍸 The Tipsy Tailfeather
Farm-Crafted Flavor for Shaking Things Up
$40 shipped
A barside subscription box for curious sippers and home bartenders alike. Each delivery features farm-crafted barside blends, including subscriber-only exclusives, plus cocktail and mocktail recipes, rimming salts or sugars, and useful bar tools or accessories.
Perfect for cocktail lovers, mocktail makers, and anyone who likes their drinks with personality.
🍹 Barside Blend Box – April: Sip in the Sunshine
A playful lineup of drink blends made for spring sipping. Light, refreshing, and a little botanical, these mixes are designed to brighten everything from sparkling water to cocktails and mocktails. Crisp citrus, soft florals, and garden-inspired notes come together for drinks that feel like a picnic in a glass—equal parts refreshing and a little indulgent.
🦆 The Quack Pack
The Full Drunken Duck Experience, Month After Month
$45 shipped
The ultimate Drunken Duck Farm box, bringing together a curated mix of teas, spices, barside blends, recipes, and farm-made surprises like soaps or seeds. If you want a little bit of everything we do best, this box delivers it all in one joyful monthly package.
Perfect for indecisive ducks, gift-givers, and full-flock fans.
Why Subscribe?
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Seasonal, farm-crafted products you won’t find everywhere
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Subscriber-only items in every category
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Thoughtful curation without overwhelm
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Direct support for rescued farm animals
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A monthly moment of joy, curiosity, and good flavor
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Subscriptions are limited each month to keep things intentional, fresh, and manageable, for us and for the farm.
Ready to Join the Flock?
Sign up by the 28th to receive the next month’s box. Subscriptions are handled separately from our regular checkout and processed through PayPal Subscriptions. Cancel anytime. Once a month is full, it’s sealed, labeled, and sent off by the ducks. 🦆📦