Introducing Drunken Duck Farm Subscription Boxes

After months of planning, tasting, tinkering, and more than a little duck supervision, we’re excited to introduce something new at Drunken Duck Farm: monthly subscription boxes inspired by the seasons, the land, and the joy of farm-crafted flavor.

These boxes are designed to bring a little piece of the farm into your home each month. What’s cozy, what’s flavorful, what’s growing, and what we’re loving right now, thoughtfully packed and delivered to your door.


How Our Subscription Boxes Work

Each month, we release a limited number of subscription boxes to keep things small-batch, intentional, and manageable for both the farm and our sanctuary residents.

Here’s how it works:

  • Subscriptions normally close on the 25th of the month prior
  • For our first February box, the sign-up deadline has been extended to February 1
  • Boxes ship the first week of the month, with the February box arriving in time for Valentine’s Day
  • $10 off your first box
  • Shipping is included in all prices
  • Subscriptions are handled separately from our regular checkout and processed through PayPal Subscriptions
  • Cancel anytime

Every box also includes a printed note explaining how your subscription helped support the rescue animals at Mallards Landing Sanctuary, because this farm feeds more than just people.


Choose Your Subscription Box

🫖 The Monthly Steep

$40 shipped

A cozy tea subscription designed for slow mornings and quiet evenings. Each box includes seasonal, hand-blended teas inspired by the month, with at least one tea available only to subscribers, plus tea accessories, treats, or farm-fresh extras to deepen your tea ritual.

Perfect for tea lovers, thoughtful gifting, and anyone who believes comfort can be steeped.


🌿 Farmhouse Flavor Box

$40 shipped

Bring farm-grown flavor straight to your kitchen with a monthly spice box featuring seasonal blends, recipes, and thoughtfully chosen kitchen surprises. Designed to spark creativity and elevate everyday meals without overwhelming your pantry.

Perfect for home cooks, food lovers, and flavor-forward kitchens.


🍸 The Tipsy Tailfeather

$40 shipped

A barside subscription box for curious sippers and home bartenders alike. Each box includes farm-crafted barside blends (with subscriber-only exclusives), cocktail and mocktail recipes, rimming sugars or salts, and useful bar tools or accessories.

Perfect for cocktail lovers, mocktail makers, and anyone who enjoys a well-crafted drink at home.


🦆 The Quack Pack

$45 shipped

The full Drunken Duck Farm experience in one box. Each month includes a curated mix of teas, spices, barside blends, recipes, and farm-made surprises like soaps or seeds. If you want a little bit of everything we do best, this is the box.

Perfect for gift-givers, explorers, and full-flock fans.


Why Subscription Boxes?

Subscriptions allow us to plan better, waste less, and offer seasonal, small-batch items we wouldn’t otherwise be able to produce. They also directly support the ongoing care of our rescue animals, especially during the winter months when feed, bedding, and veterinary needs are highest.

Think of each box as a monthly moment of connection, curiosity, and comfort, delivered straight from the farm.


February Signups Are Open

Sign up by February 1 to receive our first-ever subscription box
💘 Ships in time for Valentine’s Day
📦 Limited release

Once a month is full, it’s sealed, labeled, and sent off by the ducks.

Thank you for supporting our farm, our sanctuary, and the many two-, four-, and feathered residents who make this place what it is.

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