About Drunken Duck Farm: Where Humor Meets Heart
At Drunken Duck Farm, we believe that farming should be fun, flavorful, and full of heart. Our farm-to-table products are crafted with care, inspired by the animals we love, and seasoned with a dash of humor. From our homegrown spice blends to our whimsical farm products, everything we do is rooted in positivity, creativity, and sustainability.
Our Mission
To create a joyful and engaging experience through our unique spice blends, drink flavorings, and whimsical farm products while fostering a connection with our sanctuary animals and the land we nurture.
Our Story
What started as a small farm with a big heart has grown into a sanctuary for animals and a hub of creativity for homegrown culinary products. Our farm animals inspire everything we do, and their personalities shine through in every pun-filled product we offer.
Meet the Team
Behind every great farm is a team that makes it all happen. Get to know the humans (and animals!) who keep Drunken Duck Farm running.
🥚 Bryna Chandler
Chief Eggsecutive Officer | Culinary Flavor Officer | Founding Feather of Mallards Landing Sanctuary | Agrarian Advocate | farm@drunkenduck.org
The one who started it all… and somehow still manages to keep it all quacking along. Bryna is the heart and hustle behind Drunken Duck Farm and the visionary founder of Mallards Landing Sanctuary. From big-picture planning to budget balancing, animal care to spice concocting, she’s the engine (and sometimes the emergency room) of the entire operation.
When she’s not managing marketing, the event calendar, or dreaming up the next best blend, you’ll find her knee-deep in the care of the farm’s most critical animal rescues. Bryna is also a passionate advocate for sustainable, local agrarian living and loves helping others find their roots in farming and homesteading.
Need help marketing your farm, starting your own homestead, or booking a hands-on workshop or farm-fueled lecture? She’s your duck.
Bryna is frequently asked how she does it all—and the answer is simple: she doesn’t. She’s deeply grateful every day for the family, friends, and supporters who are knee-deep in the muck and mud right alongside her, helping make the garden grow and the sanctuary thrive.
🔨 Vondell Swain
Barn Boss | Farm Fresh Designer | Vondell@drunkenduck.org
The muscle, the maker, and the one who makes the madness happen. Vondell is in charge of daily animal care, maintenance, farm improvements, and transforming Bryna’s wildest farm dreams into functioning realities. He’s also a wildly talented artist and designer, creating the quirky shirt designs, custom event displays, and one-of-a-kind habitats that give Drunken Duck Farm its character and charm.
Whether it’s laser-cut signage, 3D printed flair, or sustainable enclosures built from reclaimed materials, Vondell brings form, function, and serious creativity to everything he touches. When he’s not covered in sawdust or hay, he also accepts the occasional art commission—because sleep is optional, apparently.
📊 Roger Hayner
Farm-Fresh Ops Expert | Edenic Efficiency Enthusiast | Roger@drunkenduck.org
By day, Roger is a seasoned business operations and supply chain expert. By evenings and weekends? He’s helping Drunken Duck Farm stay efficient, well-stocked, and running like a free-range dream.
Roger keeps the spreadsheets sane, the sanctuary supplies flowing, and the business side of the barnyard on track. With his unique combo of corporate savvy and on-the-ground farm know-how, he’s the go-to guy for anyone trying to make sense of farm logistics.
Need help with your own farm’s operations or want to make your spreadsheets less scary? Roger wears that hat, too.
🐐 Karen McInturff
Partial Hoof Holder & Half-Ass Partner | The Warren Warden | Occasional Enchanter of Events
Like the goats she co-owns, Karen is full of charm and always up to something. She’s part-owner of the Marvel-named goat gang and Starlord the mini donkey (yes, really). But her true superpower? Rabbits.
As the Warren Warden, Karen keeps the fluffballs clean, healthy, and groomed—even the high-maintenance Angoras. She manages nail trims, cage upkeep, and rabbit wrangling with expert-level calm and care.
You’ll also catch Karen at vending events, bringing good vibes and helping sell the fabulous goods made from the farm’s flora, fauna, and imagination.